Hillary hit by naked regression

Jules Crittenden:

Old bats bare boobs vs. Hillary. Powerline categorizes NSFAnything.

Never seen boobs wielded passive aggressively. Well, maybe I have. Maybe a lot, now that I think about it. Never quite like this, though. Those old bats are wacked. Should have known something like this would come out of the 1960s. Elderly boobs as instruments of social conscience, political empowerment. Fat boobs, wrinkly boobs, saggy breasts, unsheathed like fleshy swords of righteous anger! A full-frontal confrontation. There is a Kurtzian element to this. Apocalypse Boob:

“I saw a roomful of elderly, wrinkly, saggy boobs … And I thought, the genius of it. To have the will to do that.”

Does this mean the Hillary campaign is going to be dogged … sorry, bad choice of words … bothered by old bats and their bare boobs? That could turn into a tremendous distraction. It’s also the kind of thing that could really take off, so to speak. That was San Francisco. If we see it in Iowa and New Hampshire and South Carolina, we’ll know Hill’s done. Think of it. Nothing she did, nothing Bill did. Nothing even any of her opponents did. Just the silent witness of wrathful boobs.

I still don’t know what it is about boobs. Well, maybe I do. Fascinating to discover women seem to be every bit as hung up on them as guys, in their own way.

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What no titillated pun? Is Hillary supposed to be offended by boobs or are the boobs supposed to get attention for the boobs hanging them out? I'm a guy, and I am not offended by boobs. In fact I think they are worth fighting for. They are sure better than a burqa. Now if these boobs want to offend me, they could wear one of those.

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