Rev. Jackson to hook Kerry up with black windsurfers and snowboarders

Scrappleface parody:

Although the Rev. Jesse Jackson just signed onto the Kerry-Edwards campaign today as a senior advisor, he has already secured the endorsement of several influential African-American groups.

The American Society of Black Windsurfers (ASBW) today endorsed John Forbes Kerry's presidential candidacy calling him "the only candidate whom Jesse Jackson says understands our needs...dude."

In addition to the Black windsurfers, the Rev. Jackson said he'll welcome the African-American Snowboarding Association (AASA) into the Kerry camp tonight during a news conference in Aspen, Colorado.

The famed civil rights leader also characterized as "more than cordial" his talks with the United Negro Ivy League College Alumni Foundation (UNILCAF).

This is called getting in touch with his base.

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