Kerry to go after "stoned slackers" vote

Scrappleface parody:

In the wake of Bill O'Reilly's revelation that viewers of Jon Stewart's 'The Daily Show' are a bunch of "stoned slackers" the Kerry-Edwards presidential campaign today announced a major ad buy on Comedy Central's flagship news program.

"We had been buying time on CBS Evening News and 60 Minutes II to reach the undecided, college educated, leisurely recreational drug users," said a campaign aide. "We've found that stoned slackers--what demographers call 'Generation ZZZZ'--respond well to John Kerry's speaking cadence and his sense of humor."


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