Roe v. Wade to help EPA regulate CO2

Scrappleface parody:

The Supreme Court yesterday ruled that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) must regulate carbon dioxide emissions and suggested using the court’s 1973 Roe v. Wade precedent to reduce the number of “renewable CO2 emission sources.”

“Since each human produces almost a ton of carbon dioxide per year,” the high court said, “reducing the number of exhalers provides the greatest opportunity to make immediate cuts in the gross CO2 content of the atmosphere.”

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Also see this post on the EPA's new theme song, Sting's Every breath you take.

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