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These bookshelves came with a really natural finish.

Oakland, Calif., cops arrested a carpenter who likes to practice his craft as nature intended after a client returned home early and busted the craftsman building bookcases in his birthday suit.

Percy Honniball was charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure for the incident, the Associated Press reports.

But Honniball insists his penchant for working in the nude isn't for pleasure. He says that when he's building things in the buff he has a greater range of motion — and it prevents him from soiling his clothes.

"In certain situations such as demolitions where you are smashing rock you want to be clothed and protected because this rock can harm you," he said.

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As some one who has done a good bit of woodwork, I would think the sting of flying sawdust and wood chips would be pretty uncomfortable. But you would cut down on your laundry a little. I wonder if OSHA checked to see if he wore his protective goggles and ear plugs?