GOPs' "enthusiasm" for McCain Cap and Tap plan

Scrappleface parody:

A day after Republican presidential candidate John McCain unveiled his cap-and-trade plan to defeat the imminent threat of global warming, a coalition of conservative voters announced it would enthusiastically support his proposal by refusing to burn fossil fuels on November 4, 2008.

“We’re eager to live out Sen. McCain’s conservative vision for the earth,” said the group’s unnamed spokesman, “by keeping millions of Republican-owned SUVs and pickup trucks in their garages on election day.”

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Maybe a better plan would be for all who support the globo warming scheme to hold their breath for a day so that no CO2 would be emitted.

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