Party time?

Denton Record Chronicle:

A woman reported to police that a man sexually assaulted her early Sunday after she went to bed at a house where she attended a party.

The woman said she was invited to the party in the 3000 block of North Bell Avenue and took half a Xanax pill before she left. She drank two mixed drinks containing Everclear and orange juice, and a beer at the party, she said, and then took a few puffs from a “blunt” marijuana cigar.

She began to feel strange and believes someone might have put something in her drink, she said.

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It is easy to understand why police got conflicting reports from others at the party. If they all were engaged in the same self medication it is surprising they could remember anything. James Taranto notes, "So let's see, she was admittedly under the influence of psychiatric drugs, 190-proof liquor and pot? Given that, the idea that someone 'put something in her drink' would have been more plausible if she hadn't begun to feel strange."