Clueless in Virginia

AP:

It's one thing to dangle fuzzy dice from a rear view mirror, but decorating a trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles might be a bit much in Virginia.

State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.

Under his measure, displaying the ornamentation on a motor vehicle would be a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $250.

He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.

"'I didn't know what to tell her,'" Spruill said the constituent told him before Spruill vowed to stop such displays.

"I said, 'Sir, I'm going to be a laughingstock, but I'm going to do it,'" he said.

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I have seen the "adornments" and they are called bull testicles. Good grief. That should not be a secret to any one. Here in Texas it is not that hard to find the real thing. What is this idiot going to tell his daughter when he takes to a farm or ranch? Just tell the kid the truth and she can look it up on the internet. Since the adornments are not "replicas of human genitalia" but those of a bull, his ridiculous law would not "cover" them anyway.

Anyway, she probably knows already what she is seeing, and is just asking dad to embarrass him.