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 Jeff Charles:

BREAKING: Biden Official Confirms Plans to Ban Fried Chicken and Grape Drink

Charles is a black writer who is expanding on the Biden administration's attempt to save blacks from menthol cigarettes.  It is a pretty funny piece.

BTW, I too am a big fan of Popeye's chicken sandwich.

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