Have Senate Republican's lost their mind?

Scrappleface parody:

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, leader of al-Qaeda in Iraq, today endorsed a measure introduced by Senate Republicans that would force President George Bush to lay out his plan for ending the war against terrorists in Iraq.

“We think it is important for a democracy such as the United States to be transparent with the public,” said Mr. Zarqawi in a video statement released to al-Jazeera TV and CNN. “We’ll all feel better when we learn strategic and tactical details of how Mr. Bush intends to stop al Qaeda from turning Iraq into the first major victory in the global jihad.”

As a show of ‘good faith’ diplomacy, Mr. Zarqawi said he would soon release his own detailed plans for “casting the American infidel and his Zionist conspirators into a lake of burning sulphur.”

Sen. John Warner, R-VA, who sponsored the bill, said Mr. Zarqawi’s backing should help garner votes from Senate Democrats who are typically reluctant to support any Republican measure.

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This is a parody that is too close to true. Senate Republicans have spent way too much time listening to the idiots on the Democrat side of the floor. This proposal is nonsense on stilts and is based on the flawed premise that we are losing in Iraq, when the opposite is the case. It takes ignorance on a grand scale to suggest that the enemy is winning in Iraq. Inornace of history, ignorance of warfare, and ignorance of the facts on the ground are all required to come to the conclusion that we are losing. My question for everyone of the Senators is "Do you want to lose?" If not, reject this nonsense.

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