Obama believers

Doug Giles:

Barack Obama came out this past week in Philly and denied knowing that his pastor (for the last 20 years, not days or months, but 20 years) is a mad black anti-American racist. Not only did Barack deny knowing that his scribe was an unpatriotic, imbalanced bigot, but he also said he didn’t even know Wright was black until last Monday. Obama had been thinking all along that “Uncle” Jeremiah was Chinese or something.

In addition to B-HO telling his followers 1.) he did not know that irreverent Wright was a hater and that, 2.) he didn’t discern that JW was black, he went on to enlighten his sheeple that :

• OJ is an upstanding guy

• Courtney Love is still a virgin

• Donald Trump doesn’t have a bad comb over

• Madonna gets hotter every year

• Heather Mills is not a gold diggin’ monopod

• Ryan Seacrest is as straight as they come

• Mary Kate and Ashley have chunky thighs, and . . .

• Pam Anderson’s ta-tas are for real.

After he declared these 10 truths unto his disciples—who sport the requisite Ban roll-on glaze upon their eyes—the flock, in one accord, lifted up their voices and said, “We worship you Oh, Obama! You can do no wrong!”

Chris Matthews was in the crowd and let out a shrill scream, shouting, “Yes! Amen! Glory, hallelujah! Obama I love you!” Chris then tried to do a cartwheel like Cuba Gooding, Jr. did at the Oscars, but because he’s old and flabby he wasn’t able to pull it off. But it was exciting and everyone rejoiced! Afterwards, Matthews was overheard telling Olbermann backstage that Barack is cuter than American Idol hopeful David Archuleta, to which Keith agreed.

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Can you tell he is making fun of Obama and his liberal supporters? This is more evidence that people are not buying the Obama speech's underlying message.