The confessions of NY Gov. Patterson

Scrappleface parody:

New York Gov. David Paterson, who replaced disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer this month, today added to his previous revelations of marital infidelity, and marijuana and cocaine use, by claiming that he has also sniffed glue, tagged subway cars with graffiti, bet on dog fights, driven with his seatbelt unbuckled while talking on a cell phone and fired several shots from the grassy knoll on Dealey Plaza on November 22, 1963.

At his regular daily confessional news conference, Gov. Paterson played down the significance of his past indiscretions, noting that he’s like many New Yorkers who have experimented with everything from “huffing freon to plotting an assassination at the age of nine.”

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Gov. Patterson appears to be intent on scoping any scandal mongers in the media with preemptive confessions. He is a guy who takes the advice to get it all out there seriously. While the confessions give the appearance of honesty, what he is confessing to suggest someone who is not a bound by the rule of law.

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