Size counts for Marlin's new cheerleaders

AP/NY Times:

The Florida Marlins are looking for some footloose fat men. The National League team is creating an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad to be dubbed the Manatees. Tryouts were scheduled for Sunday.

The team hopes to recruit seven to 10 tubby men to dance, cheer and jiggle during Friday and Saturday home games this season.

Real manatees, 1,200-pound mammals sometimes referred to as ''sea cows,'' are not considered the most agile of creatures and often get caught in boat propellers.

The Marlins want their Manatees to have the same dimensions, but to be decidedly more agile. Men will be judged on how well they dance a choreographed routine.

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Men selected for the Manatees won't be paid. They'll get tickets to games they perform at, and the honor of dancing in front of crowds that have been smallest in major league baseball for the last two seasons.

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Think Cedric the Entertainer. I think they need to consider motorized Lazyboy loungers for these guys to choreograph. They can also work on synchronized nacho eating and beer drinking. If the Marlin's games were not so boring, they might have a lot of volunteers.

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