Saturday Night Live takes on Gore and Dean
The script:
Al Gore: Oh no, that's accurate. It's from Tuesday's column. [ back to his sales pitch ] Like you, Howard Dean knows.. the wreckless.. foreign policy of the current administration has alienated our allies.. and left us in a hopeless quagmire in Iraq, where, quite frankly, our military's looking like a bunch of incompetent.. cowardly.. losers!
Howard Dean: Let me just say that I, uh.. I have nothing but.. respect for our troops.
Al Gore: As President, only a Howard Dean.. could end this insanity. Only a Howard Dean.. could go to Saddam Hussein and say, "Look! Why are we fighting each other? Our real enemy.. is George.. W. Bush."
Howard Dean: For the record, that is, uh.. not actually my position on Iraq, I.. don't know where you got that..
Al Gore: In domestic policy, Howard Dean will show the same kind of leadership.. by calling for massive across-the-board tax increases.
Howard Dean: No.. [ chuckles nervously ]
Al Gore: Tax increases may not be popular.. but Howard Dean knows.. they're essential. Essential! If we're to fund the huge new government programs our nation needs!
Howard Dean: I never said that!
The script:
Al Gore: Oh no, that's accurate. It's from Tuesday's column. [ back to his sales pitch ] Like you, Howard Dean knows.. the wreckless.. foreign policy of the current administration has alienated our allies.. and left us in a hopeless quagmire in Iraq, where, quite frankly, our military's looking like a bunch of incompetent.. cowardly.. losers!
Howard Dean: Let me just say that I, uh.. I have nothing but.. respect for our troops.
Al Gore: As President, only a Howard Dean.. could end this insanity. Only a Howard Dean.. could go to Saddam Hussein and say, "Look! Why are we fighting each other? Our real enemy.. is George.. W. Bush."
Howard Dean: For the record, that is, uh.. not actually my position on Iraq, I.. don't know where you got that..
Al Gore: In domestic policy, Howard Dean will show the same kind of leadership.. by calling for massive across-the-board tax increases.
Howard Dean: No.. [ chuckles nervously ]
Al Gore: Tax increases may not be popular.. but Howard Dean knows.. they're essential. Essential! If we're to fund the huge new government programs our nation needs!
Howard Dean: I never said that!
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