Could Ahmadinejad make this calculation?

The Iranian President has claimed to be able to determine whether the US will attack by using his mathematics skills, but I bet he could not have swung this calculation:

Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.

The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.

This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.

Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.

The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe, whose walk along a railway platform in Some Like It Hot is one of the most famous in film history.

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I don't know if I agree with their formula, but I will know who has it right when I see it. It could take several more years of research though.

This report suggest that the growth of the global economy can literally be traced by reading teh writing on Barbie's Butt.