A new Muslim prayer section on most planes

Scrappleface parody:

In the wake of a civil rights crisis sparked when culturally-insensitive passengers on a U.S. Airways flight Monday became alarmed at the sight of six praying Muslim Imams, a consortium of major airlines has agreed to set aside Muslim prayer sections on all domestic and international flights.

“From now on, we devote our former first class sections to the use of our faithful, peaceful Muslim customers,” said an unnamed airline industry spokesman. “Most of the time, when a group of Muslim men suddenly stands up on an airplane chanting ‘Allahu Akbar’, they’re simply praying. Although the memories of 9/11 are still fresh in the minds of many Americans, if we’re going to heal those wounds, we need to move beyond religious intolerance.”

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What is weird is that the Muslim clerics would be so culturally insensitive as to go through a ritual similar to what terrorist use before attacking. Oh, were they just praying too?

Scott Ott who writes Scrappleface also note the Syrian and Iranian efforts to guard the Iraqi border.