Britney Spears weaponized to deter pirate attacks?

NY Post:
Britney Spears is being used as a secret weapon to fight Somali pirates.

The singer’s hits are being blasted out by tanker crews to deter kidnap attacks, merchant navy officer Rachel Owens has told Metro UK.

Spears’s chart-toppers “Oops! I Did It Again and Baby One More Time” have proved to be the most effective at keeping the bandits at bay.

Second Officer Owens, who works on supertankers off the east coast of Africa, said: “Her songs were chosen by the security team because they thought the pirates would hate them most.

“These guys can’t stand Western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect.”

Ships in the region are in constant danger from gun-toting pirates boarding and kidnapping crews for million-dollar ransoms.
Ms. Owens, who regularly guides huge tankers through the waters, said the ship’s speakers can be aimed solely at the pirates so as not to disturb the crew.

“It’s so effective the ship’s security rarely needs to resort to firing guns,” she said.
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These guys are just so sensitive.  Will Spears be entitled to additional royalties for the use of her weaponized songs?

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