The fetishes of the Biden nominees

 Glenn K. Beaton:

Not that I have anything against such a person. Some of my best friends are autistic, and most of my readers are. They’re probably also transsexuals or have at least thought about it (it is sort of weirdly interesting from an anthropological perspective, sort of like Neanderthals and dinosaurs). And cocaine can’t be any worse than, say, instant coffee, Australian wine or transsexualism.

As for being black, anyone with half a brain identifies as such. Because these days that will get you admitted to medical school (many college applicants do in fact falsely claim to be black) and appointed to the Supreme Court. It also gets you immunity against prosecution for slapping anyone you damn well please at any time you damn well please, and perhaps shooting them too. Soon, it might also get you some reparations green. 

Me and my friends that look like America are really excited about our upcoming appointments to the Biden administration. (NB: Mine Microsoft typing program, Word, are sure as hell woke because they see nothing wrong with that sentence or this one.)

Me and my friends will join Biden’s most recent appointment, his new Press Secretary pictured here. She’s a suicide-surviving (give her credit – surviving a suicide attempt is a difficult achievement unless a person has zero competence in operating a gun or mis-operating a bridge) black, lesbian, unmarried mother whose partner – here’s the disgusting part – is a CNN correspondent.

We’ll also join other diversity hires by Biden, whose hiring shows Biden to be a great president committed to finding people who are the most qualified for the job and whose alphabet-ed-ness is just a nice sidelight for which he and they should be congratulated as wonderful people.

Here are a few other examples, though space does not permit a comprehensive list.

There’s his appointment of the LGBTQ activist in the title picture above (yes, really!) to the Office of Nuclear Energy. This person advertises that they are “animal roleplay enthusiasts.” (The tail is a nice touch, huh?) And yes, this individual uses “they” and “them” as first person singular pronouns; they apparently has a mouse in their pocket, or something worse.

Next up is his Vice President who’s a half-black, seven-eighths-autistic woman with Tourette’s Syndrome.

Then there’s his nominee for the Supreme Court named Brown-Jackson, known to Biden as Black-Woman, though she herself is apparently unsure about the woman part since she’s not a biologist.

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Of course, there is more.  Biden has no shortage of unusual people he has named to his administration.  You might say that it is his fetish to populate it with people who would fit in a carnival sideshow.