Sex monkeys frighten Kenyan women

The Scotsman:

A GANG of monkeys are sexually harassing women in Kenya, according to reports yesterday.

Women in the village of Nachu trying to protect their crops from a band of about 300 monkey raiders said that the animals were afraid of men but not women and would occasionally attack them.

But they also make sexually explicit gestures in a bizarrely intelligent form of communication. "The monkeys grab their breasts and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," Lucy Njeri said.

The vervet monkeys have been causing serious problems for villagers by eating corn, beans, potatoes and other crops.

The women have tried to trick the monkeys into believing they were men to scare them off, but without success.

"When we come to chase the monkeys away, we are dressed in trousers and hats, so that we look like men," Ms Njeri said.

"But the monkeys can tell the difference and they don't run away from us and point at our breasts. They just ignore us and continue to steal the crops."

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I think we should send the NOW gals to investigate this and consider filing suit. There is no excuse for a bunch of monkeys imitating Bill Clinton.

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