Pelosi is the Dean Wormer of impeachment

Kyle Smith:
The more Nancy Pelosi tries to get people to take her seriously, the more ridiculous she is. During the impeachment vote, it was, “Everyone will take us seriously if we all just wear black.”

For an entire month after that, it was, “Everyone will take us seriously if we withhold the articles of impeachment from the Senate.” This week, it was, “Everyone will take us seriously if we have a solemn procession across the floor of the Capitol.” No? Not that? How about fancy ceremonial pens? Would that make anyone take them seriously? Any takers? Nancy stopped just short of ordering commemorative plates from the Franklin Mint to see if that might convince America we’re in a Very Serious Crisis.

Pelosi lost this fight before it even started because there was never any chance Trump would be removed from office by the Senate. That became clear way back in October. Everything she did after that amounted to taking multiple trips to the punishment buffet and stuffing her face.

Madame Speaker is the new Dean Wormer. Nothing she had in her arsenal carried any more mojo than Wormer’s sinister threat to the livelihood of Animal House. She might as well have threatened President Trump with Double Secret Impeachment.
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She got a contact high from the skunky, funky aroma given off by the not-at-all partisan and totally-playing-it-straight media, led by the infamous Washington Post story saying “The campaign to impeach President Trump has begun,” which ran 19 minutes after Trump was sworn in as president.
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The bad faith claims of impeachable offenses began before he took office from the bogus Russian collusion story to any number of magical events that were supposed to justify the Democrat coup attempt.

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