More Democrat support for troops

Scrappleface parody:

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The following is a partial list of the top options now under consideration by Democrat leaders in the House and Senate, each of which demonstrates support for the troops, but accelerates the pace of withdrawal:
– Increase funding for body armor. Require ground troops to wear two KEVLAR® suits each, and to carry a large bronze shield on street patrol.
– Supply infantry with “tricked out” HumVees, complete with undercarriage neon lighting, glow-in-the-dark paint job, “always on” thundering-bass sound system and a bumper sticker that reads “Jesus is My Co-Pilot.”
– Send every member of the fighting force a personal “Thank You,” letting them know that they’re giving their lives in order to protect a land where the top news story all week has been about Britney Spears shaving her head.
– Pass non-binding resolution condemning overcrowding at U.S. bases in Iraq.
– Sponsor USO Tour featuring Barbra Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell and Michael Moore.
– Release scientific report proving that muzzle flash causes global warming.
Why didn't Rep. Murtha think of that? Scott Ott creativity to the rescue once again. Will the Democrats seize on these suggestions and avoid political suicide. don't hold your breath.

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