The solar warming crisis

Scrappleface parody:

A storm on the surface of the sun that sent a barrage of radioactive particles toward earth this week is just “the tip of the iceberg of a grave and gathering threat of solar warming,” according to former Vice President Al Gore.

Mr. Gore, on tour promoting his new book, Sun in the Balance, and forthcoming movie An Inconsistent Truth, said scientists have become increasingly alarmed at the frequency of solar flares which launch geomagnetic storms that can knock out power grids and hamper communications on earth.

“These storms could even take down my internet,” he said, referring to the broadband cable service to his home, not the one that he invented.

While scientists generally agree that the sun is “super duper hot and getting hotter all the time”, Mr. Gore said more experts have come to believe his theory that man is the cause of the solar-warming trend.

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I am still waiting for Gore to accept my challenge of explaining global warming on Mars. If he can explain how I am responsible for that, then I may allow him to inconvenience me.